Anonymous asked: if a fan of yours (cause your famous) came up to you and wanted an autograph and a picture how would you react?
One time when I was at work these two men came in and one of them kept giving me this really weird look. He came up to me and asked me where the “Legalize Gay” tee shirts were and I showed him. I bent down to refold a few and they walked just like 2 feet away and and started whispering to each other. I was like so annoyed and offended (obviously he was whispering about me) so I went into the back. I was like talking shit about them like, “oh my god these fucking weirdos are like whispering about me out there” and then when I walked out they were standing like right next to the door. Positive they had probably heard me I was traumatized and so embarrassed so I was like hiding praying they would just leave. 5 minutes later one of my coworkers comes up to me and is like, “Ummm hey one of these guys want to ask you something.” I was like so scared they were going to yell at me and when I walked up to them he asked if he could take a picture with me. I stood there in silence and my face turned red and I was like, “…. uh…. uh….. uh…. why??????” And then he told me he was a fan of my videos. I awkwardly took the picture and just kept giggling until they left. None of my coworkers knew about my videos so it was extremely awkward.
I swear every time someone recognizes me from my videos I’m at work and i just like turn into an awkward troll. Last week this really cute guy told me he had seen my videos and I just like stared at the computer like a freak. I always feel so bad afterwards because I didn’t even ask what his name was or anything, but like I’m just never prepared for something like that.
This is exactly why I could never be famous. I am like the most socially retarded troll ever.
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